Before I tell you about our day, I just wanted to note that when you have people in mass gatherings (even a small mass) there are two things that you will always see. Go ahead...guess.
1. Questionable fashion choices.
2. Overt public displays of affection. Come on y'all, I can't photograph that. I'll just chalk it up to spring fever...or maybe he really did lose something in her back pocket. Annnywaaaay......
We all had a wonderful time and after a two hour nap today, I'm good as new. Joe especially enjoyed himself, but things got a little hairy when it came to the roller coasters. Joe is a roller coaster veteran having mastered such beasts as the Scorpion, Mummy and Kwazi in Orlando.
Joe forgot this apparently.
Joe: I wanna ride NINJA!
(we approach said Ninja)
Joe: Nevermind, I'm just gonna wait down here with Mama
Mama: Oh no you don't we bought season passes, you'll be fine.
(coercion continues.......Joe takes his seat on Ninja beside Jason because I am untrustworthy and will surely let him fall to his death)
(safety bar fastens)
Joe: NOOO! LET ME OFF I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIIE! (people stare...."How dare they FORCE that poor child to ride roller coasters at Six Flags!")
Jason: Joe, man up, you'll be fine. You've done this a hundred times.
(ride starts.......30 seconds of screaming)
Joe: (wobbly) Oh Man...that was AWESOME!!!!!
Doesn't he look like he enjoyed himself? Maybe it was the forty dollar pizza.
He met Daffy Duck and Sylvester. He thought Sylvester was a skunk. Poor kid, he only knows Nickelodeon.
All in all, I'm glad we got the season passes. I guess that means we'll be seeing a lot more questionable fashion choices in large quantities this year!


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