This Could Be A Problem.

I was afflicted and now I have been medicated. With steroids. This is not the first time, and it is certainly not good. Steroids, as I'm sure you know, have plenty of side effects. Mustache anyone? No thank you! Some people probably sprout muscles on top of muscles, but oh no, not me. Me? I get HUNGRY. This is not just any kind of hungry, this is I just ate a pork chop, green beans and a humongous plate of rice 30 minutes ago and it is swelling inside my stomach and my esophagus, but all I want to do is shove down a head of iceberg lettuce, some popcorn, and an ice cream sundae, HUNGRY.

Do you understand why this is a problem?

I very much want a sno-cone right now.

The worst part is that I am not a person who normally eats very much. I just eat little bits at a time. Really, I should be skinny. When Thanksgiving or Christmas is coming up, I fast for at least 24 hours before the big meal. I usually have to be carried to the table. This is not that same kind of hunger, this is more of a primal need to eat and chew stuff. Sooooo..... if sometime in the next few weeks, you see me popping beef tips like tic-tacs, please resist the urge to snap a camera phone picture or call my Mother or anything like that. This too shall pass...